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What do you think of these jokes?
What do you call twin policemen? copies
How can you tell you’re getting old? You go to an antiques auction and three people bid on you.
A safe in a Wendy’s restaurant in Manchester, New Hampshire, was picked and all the money stolen. The “Union Leader” said that the perpetrator was an employee with a long standing beef with the company – Ronald McDonald.
King Kong was sentenced to one year in jail in Miami. According to the “Tampa Tribune”, Kong, a Chinese national, was picked up on alien smuggling charges.
These are wonderful jokes..you dont need anybody’s opinion,you kn0ow its already wonderful..great job…
have a nice day!!
JP King Auction Company
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Delta 9159-DST Single Handle Pull-Down Kitchen Faucet, Chrome $172.94 Delta 9159-DST Trinsic Single Handle Pull-Down Kitchen Faucet, Chrome Delta 9159-DST Trinsic Single Handle Pull-Down Kitchen Faucet, Chrome Features: The design was inspired by the sleek elegance of modern European design. A sleek sophistication in the kitchen for both style and functionality Pull-down wand operates in an aerated or spray mode via ergonomic buttons High-arc spout provides large wo… |
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Stack-On QAS-1304 Low Profile Quick Access Safe with Electronic Lock $45.98 The Stack-On(r) low-profile safe features a slim-line design with a removable mounting plate. A solid steel, pry-resistant door provides a quality barrier between intruders and your valuables, while an electronic lock is easily programmed and offers even more security…. |
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Gettysburg (Widescreen Edition) $2.98 Three days in the summer of 1863, at a place called Gettysburg. Although it received a theatrical release, this four-hour depiction of the bloody Civil War battle was shot as a made-for-television film. But no taint of cheapness or shortcuts should stick to this magnificent picture (well, except maybe for those phony-looking mustaches). Based on Michael Shaara’s book The Killer Angels, this film t… |
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1408 (Widescreen Edition) $2.97 As creepfests go, 1408 is right up there with The Shining, also inspired by a Stephen King work and featuring a menacing hotel and the wobbly sanity of a writer lodging there. “It’s an evil [bleep]-ing room!” intones Samuel L. Jackson, who plays the smooth but vaguely sinister manager of the Dolphin Hotel. John Cusack is stellar as Mike Enslin, a cynical Everyschlub who writes “occult travel guide… |
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Code Name – The Cleaner $1.90 Code Name: The Cleaner squeaks by in living up to the reputation of its star, Cedric the Entertainer. The movie does entertain, but just barely and pretty much only because of the skill we’ve come to expect from Cedric as an entertainer. In another actor’s hands, this freewheeling spy spoof could easily have turned into a schizophrenic dud. The movie still has a little split-personality problem be… |
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American Plastic Toy 37 Piece Deluxe Workbench $59.07 This large and sturdy work bench is perfect for the little builder. It stands 33″ high and includes two drawers and storage shelves with sliding cabinet doors. The accessories include a battery operated reversible drill with two drill bits, a hammer, wrench and screwdriver, four nails, six bolts, six nuts, five interlocking gears, five connector brackets, a cell phone and a ruler. The workbench ha… |
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High Sierra Swerve Backpack With it’s distinctive swerve design and padded computer sleeve, the large High Sierra Swerve day pack will comfortably carry your gear all day long. The multi-compartment design offers a padded computer sleeve with back access that accommodates a 15-inch laptop. Storage features include a CD/MP3 player pocket with headphone port, easy-access media pocket that holds a cell phone or PDA, and an orga… |
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The Norton Anthology of World Literature, Vol. A: Beginnings to A.D. 100, 2nd Edition $8.94 Nine years ago, W. W. Norton changed the way world literature is taught by introducing The Norton Anthology of World Masterpieces, Expanded Edition.Leading the field once again, Norton is proud to publish the anthology for the new century, The Norton Anthology of World Literature, Second Edition. Now published in six paperback volumes (packaged in two attractive slipcases), the new anthology… |
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