Why should I buy you off the Auction Block instead of the Marsupial Bunny with Great Teeth?

Sansar…I do like the way you bob up and down.

Does the Marsupial Bunny with Great Teeth float?
No.

Does the Marsupial Bunny with Great Teeth know how to make awesome jello?
No.

Does the Marsupial Bunny with Great Teeth come in a pretty magenta?
No.

Does the Marsupial Bunny with Great Teeth make for good company at trips to the zoo?
No.

Does the Marsupial Bunny with Great Teeth bob to the Doors the way I do?
No.

I think the choice is clear!

Auction Block

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